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Friday, September 29, 2006

Writer behind JT LeRoy comes clean
40-year-old Laura Albert says she is the author behind novelist's work
SAN FRANCISCO - The author at the center of an elaborate literary hoax is finally coming clean — or so she says.

Laura Albert, 40, a New York City native, is acknowledging that she is JT LeRoy, the supposed male author of gritty, graphic, best-selling novels like "Sarah" and "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things," which was made into a film.

In a story in The Paris Review's fall issue, Albert admits that she invented the character in therapy. Her psychiatrist encouraged her to write down her stories.

"I wish I could've had my own voice," she told The Associated Press at a tea party Wednesday in San Francisco. "It's not unusual that people can't be themselves."

When an admirer approached and asked her to sign a book, she asked whose autograph the man wanted. "I've gotten the JT LeRoy signature down," she said, laughing.

LeRoy is a purported 25-year-old former male prostitute and drug addict born in 1980 who drew from his own experiences hustling, living on the streets and selling sex for his literary work.

Albert is a tall, slender woman with dainty features and auburn curls. She wore a Renaissance-style gown with black leather gloves and a corset at the soiree, where about 30 friends had gathered.

"I'm proud of the work. JT saved my life and JT saved many other lives," she said. "People talk about the authenticity of the books. Those are my experiences."

Maintaining the ruse
LeRoy grabbed the attention of authors Tobias Wolff, Dave Eggers and others. He spent hundreds of hours on the phone with director Gus Van Sant and helped him with the screenplay for "Elephant."

Then LeRoy started appearing in public — usually wearing hats, wigs and sunglasses. Famous friends read his work in public because his crippling shyness supposedly made it impossible.

Some wondered aloud whether LeRoy existed. Or whether some famous author was doing the heavy lifting.

But last October, an article in New York magazine truly began the unraveling. It suggested that LeRoy didn't exist and that Albert, a former phone sex worker, was doing the writing. A few months later, The New York Times revealed the woman who posed as LeRoy in public was Savannah Knoop, the half-sister of Geoffrey Knoop, Albert's now-estranged partner.

Even then, Albert continued to deny her true identity. In a January phone interview with the AP, someone claiming to be LeRoy maintained the ruse.

"Laura is not me. I am not Laura," the person said at the time. "I'm a writer, I'm not Laura."

Albert acknowledged Wednesday the voice on the phone was hers.

When asked if she felt any shame about misleading people, she replied: "I bleed, but it's a different kind of shame... If knowing that I'm 15 years older than (LeRoy) devalues the work, then I'm sorry they feel that way."

Thursday, September 28, 2006

thanksgiving


I apologize for this turkey picture but it's all I could find....and, as it turns out, it's appropriate b/c my family really doesn't like turkey....do we want to do a tenderloin for thanksgiving this yr.?

Anyway: this is just a gentle reminder that our favorite holiday is fast approaching. This year we have the addition of a special feature: Katie McKee! Arriving Wed. afternoon, when we will start the festivities....dinner at Fuji Wed. night.

Thanksgiving dinner where?
What to serve?
What to do for fun?

I'd like to spend a little time at the lake while Katie is here....is anyone up for spending Thanksgiving Day there?

This isn't a "list" but it is interactive....so your input would be appreciated. I will consider all suggestions and remember that we are in the planning/brainstorming mode.....


So has anyone read anything by JT Leroy? (Or as we now know Laura Albert) I have not read anything yet but I think the title, "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things" is one of the greatest. Katie ... have you heard anything about her (his) hype in the publishing world? I just love that in this day of celebrity someone was avoiding it at all cost. I get why she would hide who she was ... I think it would be a pain in the ass to be famous. It seems to become such an ordeal to hide your identity (can anyone say Joe Klein?) that it may be easier to just admit it from the get go. I am thinking there is a parable somewhere in there but I am to worn out to find ...

Monday, September 25, 2006

Pouring Salt on slugs

I am glad Slobo had the wherewithall to write such a fine declaration to the victors. I really didn't think they taught classics at Jenks. I thought maybe they took for granted the losing legacy of the Trojans. I always wondered why anyone would want to be named after the losers of a lost city.

I will admit that it is a better name than, say, the Phoniceans, or the Aegeans. But if it were names that won football games, then the Razorbacks would surely have beaten the USC Trojans.

The game was more like pouring salt on slugs. You want to keep them alive a little longer to pour more salt on them, hence the overtime.

BTW took the lead with 1 minute to go (23-20). But do not think for one second that BTW was ever losing, because they were not. They held the lead through the entire game (until overtime, but that's because strategy drove them to let Jenks have the ball first).

Jenks did (I will admit) almost score a touch down in the final minute. A kid missed the pass (through his fingers with nobody on him), and he will remember the catch that would have changed his life, forever. He will hav to move to Tulsa! Maybe even the north side!

The Jenk's kicker tied the game with a 44 yard field goal with seconds on the clock.

Then it was over time, and that always sucks. Anybody can win, even though the best team was BTW! Salt on slugs. Hot sauce in a honky's eye! Jenks and Union are going to wish BTW never moved up to 6A!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

The loser making good on our bet ... (deep breath)

Hail oh mighty Hornets, so much mightier than Trojans of troy, those
who were decimated by the towering power of Achilles and the craftiness
of Odysseus, and the Nike swift running of Michael Harris. We here by
gladly give back the fair wife of Paris, Helen, who brought your orange
and black wrath upon us. We readily admit not knowing for why we are
called “Trojans” when in history it is quite clear through three
great epics, Iliad, Aeniad, and Odyssey and many great plays of the
ancient ones that Trojans are losers. We readily admit that we have shown,
now, once and for all, that our loss in 1200B.C.E. was permanent, and
that we are permanently losers. Not Hector can bring us to victory, not
against the great gift of swift flight given to Michael Harris by the
gods, and not Zeus will allow such a fate as our victory now, for we are
nasty South Tulsa White People if we are not Turks… and even with the
devilish help of Athena, we WASPS will not ever match your Hornet Sting
which is worse than the lightening bolt so well crafted on the anvil by
Heapheastus and aimed so precisely by Zeus... It has shattered my ego,
and for this I praise your power, I praise the gift you have given me.
I now heretoforth consider you #1 in the country, beatable only by
Titans if Titans dare!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Like spit balls at a battle ship


Tonight Will and I are getting our passports ready to head on over to Jenks to see the Jenks vs Booker T football game. I went to Jenks from K - 12 and Will spent a few semesters I believe at Booker T? There is such a ridiculous situation going on in my home right now. Will keeps talking so much trash about this game tonight ... about how Booker T is going to crush us ....... about how we won't know what hit us. Did I mention that Jenks is ranked #1 right now and #17 in the country? oh ... ok. He keeps brining up how the Booker T band is better than the Jenks band, and I agree they are, but I am pretty sure they don't play the game maybe Will knows something I don't ... we shall see ...
what are you all doing this weekend?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

It's a good thing ...


It's a good thing that Champ N Attie are going to live forever and no harm will ever come to them. If we lived in a horrible, horrible world where dogs actually died then I might have to get a Bedlington Terrier (above) b/c I am really very fond of them and think that they may even be cuter than Standard but no where as smart. um ... hmmm he he ... um ... they are going to live forever right?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

.... and over on 4938 East 3rd Street

What your living space says to you: create! create! create! (um .... I should say here that I am referring to art)
What do you miss about home when abroad: Champ N Attie, Quick Trip
What do you miss about abroad when home: Most everything but mainly the lack of tumbleweeds
Best recent gift: a collage and pencil piece that Will made for me
Building you'd most like to live in: the apartment that we rented in Paris
Building you'd least like to live in: communist era block housing
Happiest part of your living space: "the apartment" ...Thee back part of our house ...We don't ever use the front part of the house ..
Saddest part of your living space: right now? The pool
Hobby: the weights, docs
Obsolete item you won't part with: N/A I am not nostalgic nor do I have connections to objects ... I can throw away anything
Most philosophical household object: The Emile M. Ciora quote in the living room, "What pride to discover that nothing belongs to you."
Collected works: N/A ... not a collector either .... see "Obsolete item you won’t part with"
What’s always in the fridge: pepsi one, Bill Jack and water (in fact that is usually the only thing in the fridge)
Morning routine: wake up at 6:50 .. Will and I take the dogs to Braden Park .. then I go home to get ready for work to be there by 9 (ok ok ... 9-ish)
Procrastination technique: Will has taught me the sweet techniqueignoregnignoregnignoregnor
Household chore I must do: tidy up ... things are not right in my soul unless everything is put away
Prized possession: oh wow ... ok I am going to at least attempt these object questions ... ummmmmmm uhhhhhhhh
Tech item you can’t live without: i-Pod
What’s always with you: Airborne
Favorite place to relax: bed
Essential clothing cardigandigans or hoodies
Next big purchase: maybe some sweaters at Target?
Oddest part of your living space: The bar
Evening routine: walk the dogs at McClure then I drop Will off at the pool and I go to the gym then we go home, Will writes and I read NY Times, USA Today (I know, I know .. guilty pleasure) and Tulsa World, then possibly watch one of our shows or movies ... sleep by 10:30
geriatricratric bliss!
Books by bed: Home Comforts: The Art and Science of Keeping House, Maybe Baby: 28 Writers Tell the Truth About Skepticism, Infertility, Baby Lust, Childlessness, Ambivalence, and How They Made the Biggest Decision of Their Lives, My Freshman Year: What a Professor Learned by Becoming a Student, 102 Minutes: The Untold Story of the Fight to Survive Inside the Twin Towers, Donuts: An American Passion, Speed the Plow, Life Studies by Robert Lowell and a book of poems about dogs (there are more but these are the ones I can remember off hand)

A quiet place

What your living space says to you: "Hi, Sue, it appears that a pool is more important than a big house with closets, a nice kitchen, and a shower in the master bath.....so, learn to love me as I am."

also, "This is a house of the spirit.....come in, laugh, love, pray and be happy."

What do you miss about home when abroad: depends on where abroad is. Some places I visit I miss nothing from home. I always miss Joey.

What do you miss about abroad when home: Italy.

Best recent gift: car ashtray

Building you'd most like to live in: right this minute:
Pierre Hotel, NYC

Building he’d least like to live in: any federal prison

Happiest part of your living space: pool; master bedroom is cool; family room

Saddest part of your living space: no shower in the master bath; terrible closets;

Hobby: hmmmmm...right now I'm into spiritual stuff: meditation, yoga, prayer, listening to music

Obsolete item you won’t part with: me

Most philosophical household object:

Collected works: no book collections; instead: yi-shing t-pots, limoges,

Favorite family heirloom: 2 lamps belonging to my maternal grandmother

What’s always in the fridge: water

Morning routine: up at 6:00, prayer on knees, exercise at 81st & Harvard, QT vanilla cappuccino w/ hot chocolate, bath, dress, work

Procrastination technique: I don't procrastinate, I ignore

Household chore I must do: finish unpacking boxes

Prized possession: pool, watch

Tech item you can’t live without: treo 650

What’s always with you: memories

Favorite place to relax: lake

Essential clothing item: black leggings

Next big purchase: 2 decisions: guesthouse, dock, updated rail system for lake house; or, stove, refrigerator, tv for Tulsa house

Oddest part of your living space: computer room

Evening routine: home from work at 5:00, meditate, AA mtg. at 7:30, home, bed by 12:00.

Books by his bed: AA big book, Return to Love, 5 meditation books, bible, 12-step book

More, More, More!

I can't take credit for coming up with these fours, I got them out of the NY Times Sunday Magazine Domains series. This one was called Making a Happy House ... I thought these were really creative questions and I always love reading your answers so here we go ...

What your living space says to you:
What do you miss about home when abroad:
What do you miss about abroad when home:
Best recent gift:
Building you'd most like to live in:
Building he’d least like to live in:
Happiest part of your living space:
Saddest part of your living space:
Hobby:
Obsolete item you won’t part with:
Most philosophical household object:
Collected works:
Favorite family heirloom:
What’s always in the fridge:
Morning routine:
Procrastination technique:
Household chore I must do:
Prized possession:
Tech item you can’t live without:
What’s always with you:
Favorite place to relax:
Essential clothing item:
Next big purchase:
Oddest part of your living space:
Evening routine:
Books by his bed:

Monday, September 18, 2006


So Katie ... are you going to try Studio 60 tonight? I know that you were a fan of Aaron Sorkin's West Wing. I have been hearing some very positive things about it ... I guess you can go to AOL to see tonight's episode

Friday, September 15, 2006

which one is Jordan's uniform?

Katie's dress for the Marine Ball....

Thursday, September 14, 2006

and instead of doing the good work of Public Radio ....

1. What percentage of yourself agrees with Republican Proposed Social Security Reform?
72% These days it’s safe to say that I am a RINO (Republican in Name Only) but it is true that in just 12 years the government will begin to pay out more in Social Security benefits than it collects in payroll taxes so while I may not agree with every aspect of GOP’s reform, it is something that needs to be revisited. I do think that personal accounts are a very progressive idea and would like to see it how it would work with a smaller group of people before the whole country gives it a try. Bottom line: The DEMS are going to get power back in '08 and this will all be as distant a memory as the Universal Healthcare of the early 90’s.

2. Of the House Designs below, which do you prefer?
ummmmmm .... that one

3. List your 5 favorite Actresses up to 1984.
1) Sophia Loren
2) Audry Hepburn
3)Gena Rowlands
4)Catherine Deneuve
5) Brigitte Bardot

4. Which Movie had the better Plot:
A. Jacob’s Ladder
B. Top Gun
***C. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
D. Sliding Glass Door
E. Hunt For Red October
but to be fair “c” is the only one on the list I have seen so even though I thoroughly enjoyed it, I sort of had to go with that one ...

5. Have you seen Molten Metal pour?
why yes! I have!

6. Do you have a P.O. Box?
Not anymore ... I used to when I lived at the Convent, those pesky nuns where always getting all up N my grill ...

7. List your 5 Favorite Magazines.
1) ARTFORUM
2) New York Magazine
3) Oxygen Fitness
4) Harper’s
5) Lucky Magazine

8. Which color would you prefer to paint your car:
B. Porsche Guards Red


9. Which car would you rather have:
A. Mustang on Diesel
B. Rolls on Jet Fuel
C. 2 stroke Scooter
D. Natural Gas Chopper
E. Propane Ferrari Station Wagon
write in answer: Porsche Cayman

10. If your house could talk, who’s or what voice would you give it?
Sarah Vowell

11. What is your favorite swim stroke?
1) for my swimming needs the dog paddle
2) Will doing freestyle
3) Champ doing whatever it is he does in the water

12. Do you like the English System of Measurement and the Metric System better?
no doubt about it ENGLISH SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT! I mean come on ...
a mile is a “thousand paces” ... of course it is! brilliant!

13. List your 5 favorite magazines
see #7

14. Have you driven a forklift?
no

15. What was the last power tool that you operated?
so many things to say ... so few appropriate on a family blog

16. Where would you build or buy your five imaginary houses?
1) Cuba
2) Paris
3) Manhattan
4) DC
5) London

17. What percentage of you thinks there will be another terrorist attack on U.S. property inside or outside the U.S. before George Bush leaves office?
95% outside the US

18. What percentage of you believes there will be one afterwards?
85% outside the US

19. Will these attacks be in the U.S.?
hope not

20. Which technology advancement would you rather see implemented:
A. Hydrogen Economy
B. Neighborhood power stations comprised of solar, wind, hydrogen and supplemented with natural gas.
C. Elimination of power cords by wireless electrical hook up
D. Flying cars
**all of these are great ideas but “C” would eliminate the yelling that occurs in my house when Will is trying to hook something up

21. Who would you rather see in jail:
B. Osama Bin Ladin
just b/c he thinks he is so cool

22. What was to most over-hyped movie you saw this year?
Awesome: I F**kin' Shot That!

23. Most over-hyped tv show?
Big Love

24. Favorite Business Plan?
The Business Plan for Curves

25. Fresh Water or Salt Water?
Salt Water

26. Do you side with the Israelis or Palestinians?
In the very beginning the Palestinians

I have lots of work to do but this is more fun....

1. What percentage of yourself agrees with Republican Proposed Social Security Reform? I'm out of that loop. Hee-hee...

2. Of the House Designs below, which do you prefer?

3. List your 5 favorite Actresses up to 1984. Doris Day, Elizabeth Taylor, Claudette Colbert, Bette Davis, Meryl Streep

4. Which Movie had the better Plot:
A. Jacob’s Ladder
B. Top Gun
C. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
D. Sliding Glass Door
E. Hunt For Red October

5. Have you seen Molten Metal pour? Ha....of course, it's my life...

6. Do you have a P.O. Box? CCM has a PO Box.

7. List your 5 Favorite Magazines. House and Garden, Southern Accents, Veranda, People, Vanity Fair

8. Which color would you prefer to paint your car:
A. British Racing Green
B. Porsche Guards Red
C. Sunshine Orange

9. Which car would you rather have:
A. Mustang on Diesel
B. Rolls on Jet Fuel
C. 2 stroke Scooter
D. Natural Gas Chopper
E. Propane Ferrari Station Wagon

10. If your house could talk, who’s or what voice would you give it? Joey D.

11. What is your favorite swim stroke? Freestyle

12. Do you like the English System of Measurement and the Metric System better? I like good old American measuring.

13. List your 5 favorite magazines. 5 more? Good God....Travel & Leisure, Architectural Digest, Metropolitan Home, Time, Newsweek

14. Have you driven a forklift? Sadly, no.

15. What was the last power tool that you operated? drill

16. Where would you build or buy your five imaginary houses?Eluthera; NYC; Big Sur; Provence; Fischer Island, Miami, Fl.

17. What percentage of you thinks there will be another terrorist attack on U.S. property inside or outside the U.S. before George Bush leaves office? 100% of me thinks there will

18. What percentage of you believes there will be one afterwards?
100% of me thinks there will

19. Will these attacks be in the U.S.? yes

20. Which technology advancement would you rather see implemented:
A. Hydrogen Economy
B. Neighborhood power stations comprised of solar, wind, hydrogen and supplemented with natural gas.
C. Elimination of power cords by wireless electrical hook up
D. Flying cars

21. Who would you rather see in jail:
A. Kim Jung Ill
B. Osama Bin Ladin
C. Zakaria Al Musari
D. Perpetrators of the Indian train bombings
E. Murderer of that girl in Boulder

22. What was to most over-hyped movie you saw this year?
can't even remember the name of it but it was a huge disappointment

23. Most over-hyped tv show? don't watch tv

24. Favorite Business Plan? CCM? Do we have a business plan?

25. Fresh Water or Salt Water? Fresh water for swimming. Salt water is nice to look at.

26. Do you side with the Israelis or Palestinians? Israelis

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Another List

Another List

1. What percentage of yourself agrees with Republican Proposed Social Security Reform?

2. Do you think Computers are hopelessly inconsistent or just inconsistent?

3. List your 5 favorite Actresses up to 1984.

4. Which Movie had the better Plot:
A. Jacob’s Ladder
B. Top Gun
C. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
D. Sliding Glass Door
E. Hunt For Red October

5. Have you seen Molten Metal pour?

6. Do you have a P.O. Box?

7. List your 5 Favorite Magazines.

8. Which color would you prefer to paint your car:
A. British Racing Green
B. Porsche Guards Red
C. Sunshine Orange

9. Which car would you rather have:
A. Mustang on Diesel
B. Rolls on Jet Fuel
C. 2 stroke Scooter
D. Natural Gas Chopper
E. Propane Ferrari Station Wagon

10. If your house could talk, who’s or what voice would you give it?

11. What is your favorite swim stroke?

12. Do you like the English System of Measurement and the Metric System better?

13. List your 5 favorite magazines

14. Have you driven a forklift?

15. What was the last power tool that you operated?

16. Where would you build or buy your five imaginary houses?

17. What percentage of you thinks there will be another terrorist attack on U.S. property inside or outside the U.S. before George Bush leaves office?

18. What percentage of you believes there will be one afterwards?

19. Will these attacks be in the U.S.?

20. Which technology advancement would you rather see implemented:
A. Hydrogen Economy
B. Neighborhood power stations comprised of solar, wind, hydrogen and supplemented with natural gas.
C. Elimination of power cords by wireless electrical hook up
D. Flying cars

21. Who would you rather see in jail:
A. Kim Jung Ill
B. Osama Bin Ladin
C. Zakaria Al Musari
D. Perpetrators of the Indian train bombings
E. Murderer of that girl in Boulder

22. What was to most over-hyped movie you saw this year?

23. Most over-hyped tv show?

24. Favorite Business Plan?

25. Fresh Water or Salt Water?

26. Do you side with the Israelis or Palestinians?

FYI: Brad's call for help answered

I'm certain baby Shiloh and Baby Zahara will thump him for revealing this somewhere around their thirteenth birthdays the doting dad reveals about his baby girls:

"Shiloh's got horrible diaper rash, poor thing. Same with Zahara when we picked her up in Ethiopa. … We've tried everything – every cream, every salve, every natural product. We haven't found the magic ointment. Yet." Thanks dad.

That led to People Magazine trying to lend a hand as they actually asked readers to chime in with their home remedies, or any other advice to give the new dad.

People writes: "We feel bad for Brad and especially for poor little Shiloh, so we'd love your opinions on the best diaper rash treatments out there. Tell us: What diaper rash trick should Brad and Angelina know about? What products would you recommend to them?

The answer - Butt paste. The magazine reports that in less than five hours nearly 900 people had responded with remedies ranging from cornstarch to drying Shiloh's tush with a hairdryer ("on a very, very low setting"). But for the money - and for the results the overwhelming winner was Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

Love the name and hey - what a recommendation. No word yet if there are cases being overnighted to the Jolie-Pitt compound.

Fall is rearing it's (fill in the blank) head

There is no doubt about it ... fall is here. I am VERY unhappy about this (except for the fact that the OU football season has started but I could live without this if it would just stay hot) but I know that there are many fans of fall and even some of winter. Katie ... I always hear about fall in New York and how wonderful it is .... has it hit there yet?

Monday, September 11, 2006

Brad Pitt has some things to say

No. 16: Brad Pitt's Sketchbook

(My List) Fifteen Things I Think Everyone Should Know

By Brad Pitt
October 2006, Volume 146, Issue 4

The Drug War
I'll agree that drugs are harmful, but we spend $40 billion a year on the drug war and $8 billion a year incarcerating people, 25 percent of whom are in there for drugs. If someone wants to do drugs, as long as it doesn't affect anyone else in a violent manner, as long as he or she isn't corrupting minors or driving un¬der the influence or endangering others, shouldn't a person have that right? I know the drug war is a can't-miss political issue that no one wants to touch. It's the big pink elephant no one wants to talk about. Think of all the other things we could do with the money.

For an interesting perspective on the whole issue, I recommend the book Ain't Nobody's Business If You Do, by Peter McWilliams.

Adoption
There are ten million children who have lost their parents to AIDS. That number's going to double by 2010. Now that I have two adopted kids, I cannot imagine life without them. They're as much of my blood as any natural born, and I'm theirs. That's all I can say about it. I can't live without them. So: Anyone considering, that's my vote.

Carol's Daughter Hair Products
For white people who might be having a little trouble with black- person hair, Carol's Daughter is a fantastic hair product. We got it for Z. Now her hair has this beautiful luster. And it smells nice, too.

A New Paradigm
Nature consumes and then reuses; there is a cycle to things. But humans just consume. It's obviously time for a new paradigm. And the question is, Do we adopt it now, or do we wait until we're really in trouble? We're going to have to make the tough choices. Some people are going to have to lose money, but new people will begin making money. Industry and environment don't have to be at odds with each other; they can work harmoniously.

I recommend Addicted to Oil, Thomas Friedman's Discovery Channel program; Cradle to Cradle, a book by William McDonough and Michael Braungart; and Design Like You Give a Damn, a book by Cameron Sinclair and Kate Stohr.

The Perfect Mattress
Don't spend a lot of money on a big, giant mattress with double padding on both sides and all that. Just go out and buy a normal firm mattress. Then go buy the three-inch Tempur-Pedic pad, the memory foam, and put it on top. I'm telling you, take my tip. It's the perfect pressure. I take full credit for the discovery. You will sleep in bliss forever more . . . unless you've got a six-week-old.

Marriage
Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able.

Three Things I've Learned About Parenting
I try not to stifle them in any way. If it's not hurting anyone, I want them to be able to explore. Sometimes that means they're quite rambunctious. At night, before they go to bed, I feel it's really important to have that time to sit and talk to them. I really like that last minute before they fade off. And always give them a heads-up before you jerk them out of something. You need to tell them, like, "You have three more minutes." Someone told me that one. It's essential.

Building Green
America uses 25 percent of the world's oil; we produce 3 percent. Ev¬erybody knows that. What people don't know about is how inefficient our buildings are. Our buildings—our homes, offices, stores, businesses—use up 40 percent of all our energy. And they are responsi¬ble for 45 percent of the pollution in the air—meaning how we make the materials for buildings, how we produce our buildings, and then how our buildings operate. In a year, the average home is responsible for as much pollution as any car.

The Ultimate Diaper-Rash Cream
Shiloh is six weeks old now. She's got horrible diaper rash, poor thing. Same with Zahara when we picked her up in Ethiopia. She had such a bad rash, it looked almost disfiguring. We've tried everything—every cream, every salve, every natural product. We haven't found the magic ointment. Yet.

Burping Your Baby
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my life. It is truly one of life's most satisfying moments.

Valentino Rossi, European Moto Gp Champion
He's the fastest man on a thousand cc's. This guy is a magician. He's mesmerizing. He probably weighs a buck fifty, and he's the fastest man on two wheels. It's speed, but it's also balance: These are the guys who are laying the bikes on their sides and not going over. These are the guys who are riding on their knees and elbows. It's pure ballet, on the most powerful motorcycles in the world. Rossi has won the title for the last four years. He doesn't get rattled. He has a sort of innate sense of balance that's beyond mortal man. He's like Lance Armstrong on a motorcycle. Just poetry to watch.

Motorcycles
Yes, I have choppers. One is really low. There's a big tire in front of you, and you just feel like you're Slim Pickens on the rocket in Dr. Strangelove or something. And I have sport bikes. And I have dirt bikes. I've got a few builders who are artists in their own right. Their machines are art, like sculpture. I don't want to talk about it; I'll just say that I have a problem.

Jack White And The Raconteurs Jack White is something special.

The Jewish Museum in Berlin, By Daniel Libeskind
This is one of the greatest buildings of all time, the best example I know of the way surroundings can have such a profound effect on the individual. I hardly have adequate words to describe it. There are just so many feelings that you succumb to when you're walking through this building. First, everything's on a slant, so you're slightly off-kilter. There's this one room, forty feet tall, shaped like a trapezoid. It's an all-concrete room, and it's totally dark except for this one sliver of light that comes in. You suddenly get this oppressive feeling, this haunting—I'm lacking words. And then there's this beautiful garden that throws off your perspective and makes you feel like you're tipping over. I've been there three or four times now, and I'm just humbled every time. It rocks you in just that way that art can.

....And a Fourth Thing
Run's House on MTV. He is a patriarch I can get behind.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Life Begins at 0

How-To: How to Raise 3 Incredibe Children, Attached to 3 Incredible Mates, While Drinking 3 Litres of Chardonnay a Day.

Part I: The Early Years: Blue Nun
Part II: The Middle Ages: Gallo
Part III: The Final Decade: Kendall Jackson
Part IV: AA

Fiction: The Wedding Planner; followed by the sequel: The Would-Be Wedding Planner

Autobiography: Driving on the Left Side of the Road: The Adventures of a Soccer Mom's Journey to the Ends of the Earth

Chapter 1: touring foundries and loving it
Chapter 2: eating dog, drinking mao ti and loving it
Chapter 3: power shopping in Nanjing,China, Birmingham,England, Calan,Romania & loving it
Chapter 4: Homeroom mom at HKIS, Eliot, Cascia & loving it
Chapter 5: The teen-age years: completely baffled and loving it

Children's Book: The 3 Little McKee's Handbook:Driving Mom Mad in 3 Languages.

Book I'm reading: Same as last week: AA big book, the 24-hr. meditation book, Hind Legs: by Hannah something....an allegory on our search for the meaning of life and for God, yada, yada, yada.

Bad Book: Charlotte Simmons (book club zero: everyone else loved it!)

Movie Star playing me: well: Shirley Temple in her glory days (On the good ship lollipop.....)

Song in the Opening Credits of the film: I'm No Angel:Dido

Motivational Book: Motivational Meditation: Instructions on Purging the Home of Distracting Devices (or,"just say 'no'")

The Author's Story: Sue McKee resides in Tulsa, OK., toiling, minutes at a time, at the family business. She no longer travels; she no longer raises children; she no longer drinks; she no longer drives on the left side of the road. She is confined to a broom closet and is responsible only for picking up parts and mail and making small deposits at the bank. She is not bitter. Let go and let God.

Documentary: "Sue's Long Day's Journey Into Night: It's a Small World, After All".....Follow the haunting account of Sue's move from Peoria to Lewis.....1 mile of humiliating setbacks; do the math: 2800sq.ft.-2200sq.ft.=600 sq. ft. of storage MISSING; the nightmare of packing the master bath; the challenge of ATT; the Cox decision; the Pool: to clean or not to clean, to heat or not to heat; where are the closets?, where are the f-----closets?; the breakthrough: at last the hammer; the garage sale; where,oh where is the mail?; home sweet home.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

-Title of the "How-To" book you would write: Doctor Strangebreed or how I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Neurosis: How to Raise A Neurotic Standard Poodle
Chapter 1: Under the Covers: Let Your Poodle Sleep in Your Bed
Chapter 2: Don't Waste My Time: How To Teach Your Dog to Refuse Food if it is Not of the Freshest Quality
Chapter 3: Underachievers: Don't Force your Poodle to do Anything he Does Not Want To
Chapter 4: Car Rides and Sonic Chicken Sandwiches: Making the Most of Every Day with Your Neurotic Poodle
Chapter 5: Alone Time: Giving Your Poodle Some Space to Sort Out His Feelings

-Title of the fiction novel you would write: For Whom the (Bar) Bells Toll (the first great epic to take place in the gym weight room)

-Title of your autobiography: Cockfights and Kumquats: Stumbling Upon A Great Love

-Subject of the children's book you would write: A group of parents would start selling off their kids after their acting out at Target starts to be to much .... wait, maybe this is not exactly a book for kids.

-Book you are reading now: Oh the Glory of It All by Sean Wilsey

-Book that you are going to read next: The Emperor's Children by Claire Messud

-The last bad book you read (or stopped reading b/c it was bad): I Am Charlotte Simmons by Tom Wolfe

-Who would play you in the movie made from your autobiography: Bjork or Maria Bello

-What song would play over the opening credits in the above movie: Karma Police by Radiohead

-Title of your motivational book: Obsession is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated

-What would your "about the author" paragraph say? Michelle McKee lives in Tulsa with her two Standard poodle's, Champ and Atticus and her husband Will. She is wildly in love with all of them.

-What aspect of your life would a documentary film crew film for a doc about you? My quest to compete in a body building figure compition

-Title of the "How-To" book you would write
"Europe on 1 kidney", or How to Live Life Without a Shoe-String

-Title of the fiction novel you would write
Panorama from a Sinking Ship, or The Immortality of Failure

-Title of your autobiography
Will McKee: A Life Without Downs (syndrome)

-Subject of the children's book you would write
Jerry Downs: A life With.

-Book you are reading now
Journey to the West

-Book that you are going to read next
I don't know: Man Without Qualities; Some Bukowski, More Tang Dynasty; Pale Fire

-The last bad book you read (or stopped reading b/c it was bad)
The Worst of the Last Bad Books that I read was The Maggus by John Fowles. It was exemplary of everything a creative writing student was told and taught not to do. It was so inspring! I could only read 100 pages.

-Who would play you in the movie made from your autobiography
Gwenyth Paltrow!

-What song would play over the opening credits in the above movie
Cookin at the Plugged Nickel, or A Night in Tunisia.

-Title of your motivational book
"No, You can't do everything you set your mind to... there just isn't enough time"

-What would your "about the author" paragraph say?
Only good things with caveats.

-What aspect of your life would a documentary film crew film for a doc about you?
The most interesting hour... I don't know which one that would be though...

whhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



Will and I watched the documentary "Ayn Rand: A Sense of Life" the other night. Up until this point I had heard about her but I knew little about her. Katie ... Will said that you were a fan of Rand and I can totally see why. How were you introduced to her? Will had two books of hers that I can't wait to dig in to. This lady was the first person to point out every observation about life that I thought I had painstakingly come up with on my own. (I mean I have always known there is nothing new under the sun but watching this doc was a nice reminder that any idea we come up with has been thought before) So now I am a new fan ... like a fanatical fan, like I am going to start calling her A. RA and standing outside of Total Request Live with my Ayn Rand sign yelling her name. whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo AAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Anyone game?


-Title of the "How-To" book you would write
-Title of the fiction novel you would write
-Title of your autobiography
-Subject of the children's book you would write
-Book you are reading now
-Book that you are going to read next
-The last bad book you read (or stopped reading b/c it was bad)
-Who would play you in the movie made from your autobiography
-What song would play over the opening credits in the above movie
-Title of your motivational book
-What would your "about the author" paragraph say?
-What aspect of your life would a documentary film crew film for a doc about you?

Friday, September 01, 2006

Labor Day Weekend


Kind of sad to say good-bye to summer but this weekend marks the beginning of our "back-to-school" mode....at least it always has for me....and I've been out of school for 30+ yrs.

Hope you all have fun plans....I'm laking it Sat/Sun. and spending Sun/Mon. around the pool here. So, if you are interested in joining me....please do.

Katie, what's up with you. I have still not had a chance to talk to you and we've been trying all week. Please contact your poor widow mother. I'm buying your ticket for Thanksgiving today....Wed. evening??? Or can I make it for Wed. afternoon? That would make things easier....