Anyone game?

-Title of the "How-To" book you would write
-Title of the fiction novel you would write
-Title of your autobiography
-Subject of the children's book you would write
-Book you are reading now
-Book that you are going to read next
-The last bad book you read (or stopped reading b/c it was bad)
-Who would play you in the movie made from your autobiography
-What song would play over the opening credits in the above movie
-Title of your motivational book
-What would your "about the author" paragraph say?
-What aspect of your life would a documentary film crew film for a doc about you?