Squashpaw

Friday, August 18, 2006

THE BEGINNING OF THE COMEDY ROUTINE

Squashpaw says: "People with low self-esteem should not even be allowed to talk."

Shoot them.

And Broken Arrow cannot be considered a beautiful place... it may be home to crackpots, and crackpots may consider it beautiful, but that's why they're crackpots.

Howard is not busy. He is lazy.

Howard has been driven to despair... no, actually it's distraction, by something I can't understand.

Broken Arrow is a penal colony!

You're supposed to be empowered by a 70 year old beating you... Well I'm not, but I'm happy for him.

5 Comments:

Blogger sue said...

who's Howard? Of Howard's End??? Rebos??

11:01 AM  
Blogger squashpaw said...

No, Howard our friend who is "so busy" from cub scouts.

12:46 PM  
Blogger squashpaw said...

Will does not have low self esteem. In fact I had to get two degrees to be equal to him. Ba dump bump ching.

12:48 PM  
Blogger sue said...

Oh, yes, that Howard....I'm slow....or forgetful...one of those....

12:52 PM  
Blogger sue said...

hmmm...invaded again..gosh...don't these people ever have anything to contribute??? They just take, take, take...
Funny, but stand-up comedy routines don't translate well on paper. It was just hysterical at the time but I think one has to be present.
In the meantime...Katie spent the weekend in Wash. DC and spent time at that Embassey Suites that has your pictures posted in the security office. Katie, I think it's fortunate that you've changed so much...

1:29 PM  

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