-Title of the "How-To" book you would write
"Europe on 1 kidney", or How to Live Life Without a Shoe-String

-Title of the fiction novel you would write
Panorama from a Sinking Ship, or The Immortality of Failure

-Title of your autobiography
Will McKee: A Life Without Downs (syndrome)

-Subject of the children's book you would write
Jerry Downs: A life With.

-Book you are reading now
Journey to the West

-Book that you are going to read next
I don't know: Man Without Qualities; Some Bukowski, More Tang Dynasty; Pale Fire

-The last bad book you read (or stopped reading b/c it was bad)
The Worst of the Last Bad Books that I read was The Maggus by John Fowles. It was exemplary of everything a creative writing student was told and taught not to do. It was so inspring! I could only read 100 pages.

-Who would play you in the movie made from your autobiography
Gwenyth Paltrow!

-What song would play over the opening credits in the above movie
Cookin at the Plugged Nickel, or A Night in Tunisia.

-Title of your motivational book
"No, You can't do everything you set your mind to... there just isn't enough time"

-What would your "about the author" paragraph say?
Only good things with caveats.

-What aspect of your life would a documentary film crew film for a doc about you?
The most interesting hour... I don't know which one that would be though...