-Title of the "How-To" book you would write: Doctor Strangebreed or how I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Neurosis: How to Raise A Neurotic Standard Poodle
Chapter 1: Under the Covers: Let Your Poodle Sleep in Your Bed
Chapter 2: Don't Waste My Time: How To Teach Your Dog to Refuse Food if it is Not of the Freshest Quality
Chapter 3: Underachievers: Don't Force your Poodle to do Anything he Does Not Want To
Chapter 4: Car Rides and Sonic Chicken Sandwiches: Making the Most of Every Day with Your Neurotic Poodle
Chapter 5: Alone Time: Giving Your Poodle Some Space to Sort Out His Feelings

-Title of the fiction novel you would write: For Whom the (Bar) Bells Toll (the first great epic to take place in the gym weight room)

-Title of your autobiography: Cockfights and Kumquats: Stumbling Upon A Great Love

-Subject of the children's book you would write: A group of parents would start selling off their kids after their acting out at Target starts to be to much .... wait, maybe this is not exactly a book for kids.

-Book you are reading now: Oh the Glory of It All by Sean Wilsey

-Book that you are going to read next: The Emperor's Children by Claire Messud

-The last bad book you read (or stopped reading b/c it was bad): I Am Charlotte Simmons by Tom Wolfe

-Who would play you in the movie made from your autobiography: Bjork or Maria Bello

-What song would play over the opening credits in the above movie: Karma Police by Radiohead

-Title of your motivational book: Obsession is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated

-What would your "about the author" paragraph say? Michelle McKee lives in Tulsa with her two Standard poodle's, Champ and Atticus and her husband Will. She is wildly in love with all of them.

-What aspect of your life would a documentary film crew film for a doc about you? My quest to compete in a body building figure compition