Life Begins at 0

How-To: How to Raise 3 Incredibe Children, Attached to 3 Incredible Mates, While Drinking 3 Litres of Chardonnay a Day.

Part I: The Early Years: Blue Nun
Part II: The Middle Ages: Gallo
Part III: The Final Decade: Kendall Jackson
Part IV: AA

Fiction: The Wedding Planner; followed by the sequel: The Would-Be Wedding Planner

Autobiography: Driving on the Left Side of the Road: The Adventures of a Soccer Mom's Journey to the Ends of the Earth

Chapter 1: touring foundries and loving it
Chapter 2: eating dog, drinking mao ti and loving it
Chapter 3: power shopping in Nanjing,China, Birmingham,England, Calan,Romania & loving it
Chapter 4: Homeroom mom at HKIS, Eliot, Cascia & loving it
Chapter 5: The teen-age years: completely baffled and loving it

Children's Book: The 3 Little McKee's Handbook:Driving Mom Mad in 3 Languages.

Book I'm reading: Same as last week: AA big book, the 24-hr. meditation book, Hind Legs: by Hannah something....an allegory on our search for the meaning of life and for God, yada, yada, yada.

Bad Book: Charlotte Simmons (book club zero: everyone else loved it!)

Movie Star playing me: well: Shirley Temple in her glory days (On the good ship lollipop.....)

Song in the Opening Credits of the film: I'm No Angel:Dido

Motivational Book: Motivational Meditation: Instructions on Purging the Home of Distracting Devices (or,"just say 'no'")

The Author's Story: Sue McKee resides in Tulsa, OK., toiling, minutes at a time, at the family business. She no longer travels; she no longer raises children; she no longer drinks; she no longer drives on the left side of the road. She is confined to a broom closet and is responsible only for picking up parts and mail and making small deposits at the bank. She is not bitter. Let go and let God.

Documentary: "Sue's Long Day's Journey Into Night: It's a Small World, After All".....Follow the haunting account of Sue's move from Peoria to Lewis.....1 mile of humiliating setbacks; do the math: 2800sq.ft.-2200sq.ft.=600 sq. ft. of storage MISSING; the nightmare of packing the master bath; the challenge of ATT; the Cox decision; the Pool: to clean or not to clean, to heat or not to heat; where are the closets?, where are the f-----closets?; the breakthrough: at last the hammer; the garage sale; where,oh where is the mail?; home sweet home.