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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

FYI: Brad's call for help answered

I'm certain baby Shiloh and Baby Zahara will thump him for revealing this somewhere around their thirteenth birthdays the doting dad reveals about his baby girls:

"Shiloh's got horrible diaper rash, poor thing. Same with Zahara when we picked her up in Ethiopa. … We've tried everything – every cream, every salve, every natural product. We haven't found the magic ointment. Yet." Thanks dad.

That led to People Magazine trying to lend a hand as they actually asked readers to chime in with their home remedies, or any other advice to give the new dad.

People writes: "We feel bad for Brad and especially for poor little Shiloh, so we'd love your opinions on the best diaper rash treatments out there. Tell us: What diaper rash trick should Brad and Angelina know about? What products would you recommend to them?

The answer - Butt paste. The magazine reports that in less than five hours nearly 900 people had responded with remedies ranging from cornstarch to drying Shiloh's tush with a hairdryer ("on a very, very low setting"). But for the money - and for the results the overwhelming winner was Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

Love the name and hey - what a recommendation. No word yet if there are cases being overnighted to the Jolie-Pitt compound.

1 Comments:

Blogger MungaChew said...

Butt Paste. Yes, but it's so expensive! Try Creme De La Mer. It's affordable and free in little baby sized bottles at Sax 5th Ave.

Or try feuilles de lierre de poison, better known as poison ivy. And one should repeat the words, "This will give you something to cry about," repeatedly, as it is applied. Of course this remedy is grown in the backwaters of the midwestern U.S. and highly sought after. It is illegal to export it... or, I should say it is illegal to import it into any country, as most think it is toxic.

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