Fat Elves

I'm blogging while the elfs and the lone mexican are at the office working on the computers and mopping the floor, respectively. Has Ken Hood ever reminded anybody of an elf? He's an American Elf: he has more pounds on average than the Scottish elves.

Reese Wither Spoon is a swimmer, or else she's gaining weight on her shoulders. Tough girl, wearing metal. I certainly don't mind tough shoulders.


Pretty Mexican maid:

Snuffleupogus certainly looks like you Katie, without the snout... I mean your snout is bigger by far.A story of true American Spirit. A war story to be compared to the way wars were once faught, with plunder in the eyes of the soldier. Bring home the plunder! The gold. Wether it be gold or memories or pride or friendship, Jordan will have this experience. You know, a great remake for eastwood would be a followup of where these soldiers from Kelly's Heroes are today... Mostly in Florida I bet. But it would really add to the whole euphoric feel of how this story ends. What did they do with their riches? What did Roman centerions do with their plunder? Some became rich merchants and others were land owners that could not see the ends of their property without 5 days journey.