Dearest Katie ....

Dear Katie,
I would like to introduce myself. My name is Poodles McPoodle and I am president of the National Poodle Union. We understand that some day you will purchase a dog and were creastfallen when we saw your choice of canine. We at the NPU would like you to take a moment to ask yourself if that white fluff ball would:
1) throw temper tantrums
2) get it's feelings hurt
3) only eat 1% of what it is offered
4) ignor you until it does not feel good
5) need alone time
Go ahead ... get the white fluff ball ... or proudly BUY FRENCH! And consider a Standard Poodle!
Your friends at the NPU,
Poodles McPoodle