On the Steps of the SanFran Court House

Well you know they were getting it on with a movie named "Broke Back..." Now I don't know what the "mountain" refers to, despite my wife's insinuations to what I might have done of the weekend, but perhaps the mountain symbolizes...

Now look here Slobodan, you go pump iron with lesbian hordes, and you, well, pump iron like Butch. I have to sit through a tv show titled "the L word", which is disgusting and has homosexual scenes and is almost unbearable: Sunday at 9pm in case you want to see this filth. I know what the L stands for too!
I fully expected Slobo to have me be her best man when she took me to San Fran. But I won't have her belittle my own romances and love affairs. When we work together and get to know each other we don't extrapolate, there's no leap of the imagination, no, frankly, there's just rum and guns, fishing poles and beer, no prison bars, no WorkOut, no pumping iron double meanings.

Broke Back Mountain is making some inroads in the golden glob awards. Maybe I will be gay afterall. If it becomes a bit more popular. I mean, I really liked Capote, I mean the man. And I like Vermont.
Who likes Vermont? I can see the romance now: "Bridges of Vermont". And the ruse would be a photographer seducing a lumberjack while his wife is away buying groceries.
You know, I think Martin Luther King was Gay. Now don't think that I'm being sacrilegious. No. I've even heard that old Abe, the abolitionist of'em all, was in fact going to broke back mountain. They're all around us; some places more than others. I don't think White City has too many homosexuals, but I'm sure those are some lesbians around the corner. I also think the guy next door is a little weird, always reminding me that he has a nail gun. Eeww.

This topic probably hits home to Indie. I mean, the marines and all. Jesse and I saw Jarhead and there were certainly overtones to this sort of disgraceful conduct.

It looks like they outsourced the directing of Broke Back Mountain to China. Now I think Homosexuality might be the answer to China's population problem. I don't know what the Karma Sutra has in the chapter on homosexuality, but let's hope it's appealing to the Indians... it would help. But then again, Homosexuals are never cheap labor... and that might end up helping the U.S. eventually. We should really write our congressmen with this notion and maybe our president will be insightful enough to start exporting this tremendous advancement in cultural acceptance, initiating a huge change in the labor forces of the two future economic juggernauts. Of course it might take some explaining and with the demwitted Sullivan and the staunch homophobe Inhoff, but once they understand, they'll go for it.

Seymore Just took Best Actor.

I wonder if Broke Back Mountain is similar to CFHI. I take it all back. I really like Brokeback Mountain. I can relate. Well, Wade and me can relate. We saw it this weekend when everyone thought we were at the cabin.

Anybody for Sock Puppets? I'm all for them really, gay, straight, abstinent, with holes, without, french or Muslim.