Internal dogalouge

sleepy, sleepy hmmmmmmmmmm I so happy that I am a dog. That Eve is such a retard, it's a good thing she is hiding all the time so I don't have to see her hairy face. Being a dog that enjoys humans, does not get hair everywhere and does not hide is awesome. Dogs are created to do amazing things ... come to think of it I can't remember the last time I saw a seeing eye cat or a life saving cat. My. my ... I am trying to remember the last time trials I saw involving cats .... oh wait! there are none..... hmmmmm back to sleep .........